This invention relates to condoms.
More particularly, the invention relates to a method and apparatus to operatively associate a hand held computer, an individual's erect penis, and the Internet to define and provide a customized condom for the individual.
A long existing motivation in the field of sexual intimacy is to provide a properly fitting condom to reduce both the transmission of venereal disease and the incidence of unintended pregnancies.
Accordingly, it would be highly desirable to provide an improved method and apparatus to provide an individual a properly fitting condom.
Therefore, it is a principal object of the invention to provide an improved method and apparatus for an individual to use to select a condom.
This and other, further and more specific objects of the invention will be apparent to those skilled in the art from the following detailed description thereof, taken in conjunction with the drawings, in which:
Briefly, in accordance with the invention, I provide an improved method for fitting a wearable covering for a body part. The method comprises the steps of running a program on a portable terminal; determining with the portable terminal specific geometrical points regarding the body part; using the determined specific geometrical points to determine an approximate shapes of the body part; comparing the determined approximate shape with a table of different sized wearable coverings for the body part; and, selecting a size for the wearable covering.
In another embodiment of the invention, I provide an improved method for an individual to select a condom. The method comprises the step of designing a specialized computer program for use on a hand held computer device. The hand held computer device includes a touch sensitive display screen on which data commands are entered by touching the display screen at selected areas on the screen. The specialized computer program utilizes the touch screen to measure the length, width, and height of an erect penis; utilizes a specialized algorithm to calculate the girth of an erect penis, the penis including a top, a bottom, and a pair of spaced apart generally parallel sides; and, utilizes a chart correlating the length and girth of an erect penis to a particular size of condom. The hand held computer device is held in fixed position adjacent an erect penis during measurement of each dimension in a group of dimensions consisting of the length of the width of an erect penis and the height of an erect penis; and, is held during measurement of the length of an erect penis, initially in fixed position adjacent the erect penis and then being moved to scroll along a measuring tape depicted on the display screen of the computer device. The method also comprises the steps of offering the computer program for sale on the Internet; selling the computer program on the Internet; downloading said computer program over the Internet to said handheld computer device; utilizing the handheld computer device and computer program to measure the length of an erect penis of an individual by initially placing the computer device adjacent the erect penis and then moving the computer device along the erect penis away from the body of the individual to scroll along a measuring tape depicted on the display screen of the computer device; utilizing the handheld computer device and computer program to measure the width of the individual's erect penis while holding the computer device in fixed position on the top or bottom of the penis; utilizing the handheld computer device and computer program to measure the height of the individual's erect penis while holding the computer device in fixed position along one of the sides of the penis; utilizing the width and height and algorithm to determine the girth of the penis; utilizing the length and girth to select a particular size of condom from the chart; and, utilizing an Internet web site to order the particular size of condom.
Turning now to the drawings, which depict the presently preferred embodiments of the invention for the purpose of illustration thereof, and not by way of limitation of the invention, and in which like characters refer to corresponding elements throughout the several views,
After a particular “app” (i.e., computer program) from iTunes or another computer application provider is loaded onto an iPhone, the procedure for selecting on the iPhone the icon for that application and tapping the icon to open the application is well known and is not described herein. In the example set forth in
The display of
The displays shown in
The display illustrated in
Whenever a “BACK” button appears in a display appearing on screen 11, tapping the “BACK” button causes the program to sequence back to the immediately preceding primary instruction display.
Whenever a “CONTINUE” button appears in a display appearing on screen 11, tapping the “CONTINUE” button causes the program to index forward to the next immediately succeeding primary instruction display.
Whenever a “PREV” button appears in a display appearing on screen 11, tapping the “PREV” button causes the program to index back to the next immediately preceding supplemental instruction display.
Whenever a “NEXT” button appears in a display appearing on screen, tapping the “NEXT” button causes the program to index forward to the next immediately succeeding supplemental instruction display.
A touch-drag (or scroll)-touch measurement methodology is utilized to determine penile length. The iPhone 10 is placed in a “display screen 11 facing up” first orientation generally parallel to and along one side of an erect penis. The first orientation is illustrated in
The primary instruction display of
The display of
Tapping the “BACK” button would sequence the program back to the primary instruction display shown in
The display illustrated in
Tapping the “PREV” button 48 shown in
The display illustrated in
Tapping the “PREV” button 48 shown in
The display illustrated in
Tapping the “PREV” button 48 shown in
The user follows the instructions set forth at the top of the display shown in
After the display of
An align-touch measurement methodology is utilized to determine penile width. The iPhone 10 is placed in a “display screen 11 facing up” second orientation generally perpendicular to and transverse an erect penis. The second orientation is illustrated in
The primary instruction display illustrated in
The primary instruction display of
The display of
Tapping the “BACK” button would sequence the program back to the primary instruction display shown in
The display illustrated in
Tapping the “PREV” button 48 shown in
The user follows the instructions set forth at the top of the display shown in
After the display of
An align-touch measurement methodology is utilized to determine penile width. The iPhone 10 is placed in a “display screen 11 facing toward one side” third orientation generally parallel to and facing one side of an erect penis. In the third orientation, iPhone 10 is generally rotated ninety degrees about its longitudinal axis and from the first orientation. This third orientation is illustrated in
The primary instruction display illustrated in
The primary instruction display of
The display of
Tapping the “BACK” button 46 in the display of
The display illustrated in
Tapping the “PREV” button 48 shown in
The user follows the instructions set forth at the top of the display shown in
After the display of
The primary instruction display of
A particular problem encountered during the development of the invention concerns determination of the girth of an erect penis. A reasonably accurate determination of the girth of an erect penis is important in defining the size of condom which closely fits the penis. Even though the height and width of an erect penis may at first blush appear similar, or even equivalent, the circumference of the cross section of an erect penis is not circular; nor is it elliptical. However, experimentation during development of the invention determined that the cross section of an erect penis 40 is more nearly ovate and better approximated by an ellipse. Portions of the circumference of a penile cross-section can be concave while other portions are convex. There are various formulas for determining the perimeter of an ellipse based on the length of the axes a and b of the ellipse. In general, as the formulas become more complicated, they tend to more accurately estimate the perimeter of a given ellipse. Since, however, the cross section of an erect penis is not a perfect ellipse, it is believed that focusing on closely calculating the perimeter (and therefore the girth) of an ellipse with axes comprising the width and height of an erect penis 40 is not a desirable goal. The goal is to develop an algorithm which provides an acceptably accurate approximation of the girth of an erect penis. One approach to developing an acceptable algorithm is to carefully measure the dimensions of a selected number of different erect penises and mathematically derive a specialized algorithm to calculate girth. Other approaches may be utilized. For example, the formula for determining the perimeter of a circle, or hexagon, or pentagon, etc. can be employed, possibly by incorporating a variable into the formula which would compensate for any inherent error in the formula. At present it has been determined that the algorithm:
C=(2x)1/2 (1)
where x=(a/2)2+(b/2)2 (2)
provides a close approximation of the girth of an erect penis, where a equals the width, b equals the height of the erect penis, and C equals the approximated circumference, or girth, of an erect penis 40.
Once the value of the girth of a penis 40 is calculated using the algorithm (1) noted above, a condom with an appropriate snugness factor is selected along with the measured length of the erect penis 40 to determine the appropriate condom size from a table that sets forth condom lengths in combination with condom circumferences calculated use. The lay flat width is the width of a condom when it is lying flat on a table top or other surface; consequently, the outer circumference of a condom is about twice the “lay flat width”.
Providing a condom with a calculated lay circumference (i.e., where the “calculated lay circumference” equals twice the lay flat width) that is equivalent to the girth of an erect penis does not provide a condom with an acceptable fit. The condom will only loosely fit because the condom is not elastically stretched an amount sufficient to generate frictional forces which make it unlikely that the condom will come off during sexual activity. If a condom, when placed on an erect penis, is not stretched radially, or is only stretched a small amount, it is likely the condom will inadvertently come off during sexual activity. The proportional amount by which the girth of an erect penis must exceed the calculated lay circumference of a condom is herein deemed the snugness factor, and is expressed as a percentage of the calculated lay circumference of the condom. During development of the invention, it was determined that as the size of a condom increases, the snugness factor does not remain the same but, instead, gradually increases. For example, a condom with a calculated lay circumference of 82 mm can have a snugness factor of 12%, which means the condom should be used on an erect penis having a girth equal to about 82+(0.12×82)=92 mm. And, a condom with a calculated lay circumference of 138 mm can have a snugness factor of 31.3%, which means the condom should be used on an erect penis having a girth that is 31.3% greater than the calculated lay circumference and that is equal to about 138+(0.313×138)=171 mm. The appropriate value of the snugness factor for a condom with a particular calculated lay circumference may vary depending on the chemical processing of the latex used to produce the condom by a manufacturer. The snugness factor is readily determined by testing various condom sizes on erect penises having known calculated girths.
By way of example, and limitation, TABLE I below illustrates the range of penile girths necessary for particular sizes of a brand of latex condoms, along with the concomitant snugness factor range:
In use of the above table, when the girth of an erect penis is calculated, it is rounded off to the nearest whole number. I.e., if the girth of an erect penis is calculated at 89.4, this is rounded off to 89 and a Condom Model 33 with a lay circumference is selected. Once the proper condom model for a particular measured penile girth is selected, the length of the erect penis is utilized to select the proper version of the model. For example C can indicate a penile length in the range of 75 mm to 100 mm, B can indicate a penile length in the range of 50 mm to 75 mm, E can indicate a penile length in the range of 101 to 125 mm, F can indicate a length in the range of 126 mm to 150 mm, G can indicate a length in the range of 151 to 175 mm, H an indicate a length in the range of 176 to 200 mm, and J can indicate a length greater than 200 mm. Consequently, if the penile girth is 106 mm and the length is 110 mm, the condom selected would be a 55E, where Model 55 is selected from Table I above and the “E” indicates a penile length in the range of 101 to 125 mm, as noted.
An iTunes or other computer application that is downloaded onto a mobile computer device to operate in accordance with the invention could include the entire Table I above, but would, as would be appreciated by those of skill in the art, really only require the information in the first column (“Condom Model”) and the third column (Range of Acceptable Penile Girths). Further, how the computer application determines the proper condom model or size to select can vary as desired as long as the condom selected has a calculated lay circumference which is less than the girth of the erect penis, such that the girth is greater than the calculated lay circumference.
The block diagram of
The block diagram of
The right/left hand sub-routine 66 operates in conjunction with right/left hand data 67 and with the display of
The length measurement sub-routine 68 operates in conjunction with the display of
The width measurement sub-routine 70 operates in conjunction with the display of
The height measurement sub-routine 72 operates in conjunction with the display of
The correlation sub-routine 74 calculates the girth measurement of the user's erect penis and then compares the girth measurement and length measurements to condom size data which is in the form of a specialized table which identifies various condoms as each being appropriate for a length measurement in a particular range and a girth measurement in a particular range. The linear units of measure utilized in the table and in the length and girth measurements can be from the metric (i.e., centimeters, millimeters, etc.) or English (i.e., inches) systems of measurement. For example, an E33 condom can be appropriate for a penile girth measurement in the range of 89 to 95 mm and a penile length measurement in the range of 101 to 125 mm. If the length and girth measurements determined for a particular user via
The ordering sub-routine 76 operates in conjunction with ordering data 77 and with the display of
The navigation sub-routine 78 operates in conjunction with navigation data 79 and with the displays of
In
The second step 85 comprises publishing the iTunes application for sale in iTune on the iTune on-line store.
In step 86, the iTunes application is sold and is downloaded to an iPhone, or other desired portable electronic digital computer device.
In step 87, the iTunes application is opened on the iPhone.
In step 88, when the iTunes application is opened on the iPhone, the promotional display is viewed and promotional material on the promotional display is read. An example of such promotional material is described earlier herein.
In step 89, a “CONTINUE” button on the promotional page is tapped and the left/right hand display of
In step 90 (
In step 91, the first supplemental instruction display is read, and the “NEXT” button 47 in
In step 92, the second supplemental instruction display is read and the “NEXT” button 47 in
In step 93, the third supplemental instruction display is read and the “BACK” button 46 in
In step 94 the iPhone is placed adjacent one side of an erect penis 40 as illustrated in
In step 95, the index finger 51 of a hand 50 is placed against screen 11 on one of the boxes 34 on tape 31 to “TACK DOWN” tape 31. The hand 50 and finger 51 are held in fixed position.
In step 96, the user's other hand is used to moved iPhone 10 along penis 40 in the direction of arrows A (
In step 97, after the iPhone 10 has bee moved far enough in the direction of arrow A so that one of the boxes 52 on tape 31 is adjacent the tip 41 of penis in the manner illustrated in
In step 98, the user taps the “CONTINUE” button 17 in
In step 99, the “SHOW ME HOW” button 21 in
In step 100, the fourth supplemental instruction display of
In step 101, the fifth supplemental instruction display of
In step 102, the iPhone is, as illustrated in
In step 103, display screen 11 is tapped at a point directly above and in registration with the other side 44 of penis 40. This defines the width of penis 40.
In step 104, the “CONTINUE” button 22 in
In step 105, the “SHOW ME HOW” button 26 is tapped to go to the sixth supplemental instruction display of
In step 106 the sixth supplemental instruction display of
In step 107, the seventh supplemental instruction display of
In step 108, the iPhone is, as illustrated in
In step 109, screen 11 is tapped at a point adjacent and in registration with the top 42 of penis 40. This defines the height of penis 40.
In step 110, the “CONTINUE” button 27 in
In step 111, the screen 11 is tapped above www.theyfit.com to connect to a web site to order a custom fitted condom size E33.
In an alternate embodiment of the invention, the hand held computer device is provide with a first specialized computer program which determines the length, height, and width of an erect penis by comparing proportionally the penis to an object having a known dimension. The hand held computer device includes a camera. The camera views, or takes a picture of, an erect penis with an object of known length, for instance a credit card, adjacent the penis. The specialized computer program knows the length of the credit card. The specialized computer program proportionately compares the length (or width or height) of the penis to the credit card and then makes the necessary calculation. For example, if the length of the penis is twice that of the credit card, and the length of the credit card is two inches, then the specialized computer program computes the length of the penis as four inches. The height and width of the penis are utilized in formula (1) above, or in another selected or derived algorithm, to determine the girth of the penis. The length and girth measurements are utilized to select a customized condom based on a table or other data stored in the first specialized computer program.
In still another embodiment of the invention, the hand held computer is constructed to include a roller or optical sensor or other sensor and to include a second specialized computer program. When the computer is placed on a surface and is moved a selected distance, the roller or sensor enable the second specialized computer program to calculate the distance that the handheld computer is moved. Consequently, for example, the handheld computer can be positioned adjacent the penis with the roller contacting the base of an erect penis, the touch display screen of the hand held computer can be tapped, the handheld computer can be moved so the roller rolls along the penis to the distal tip of the penis, and the touch display screen of the handheld computer tapped a second time to define the length of the penis. When the length is determined, the spatial position or location of the cell phone changes as the roller moves along the length of the penis. The girth of the penis can be determined in a similar manner by manipulating the handheld computer to move the roller completely around the penis. When the girth is determined, the spatial position or location of the cell phone constantly changes while the roller moves over the penile circumference. The length and girth measurements are utilized to select a customized condom based on a table or other data stored in the second specialized computer program.
In yet another embodiment of the invention, an accelerometer is incorporated in a handheld computer along with a third specialized computer program. The handheld computer is held stationary at the base of an erect penis, the display screen 11 is tapped, the handheld computer (and accelerometer therein) is moved to the tip of the penis, and the display screen 11 is tapped a second time. The third specialized computer program utilizes signals generated by the accelerometer to calculate the length of the penis. When the length is determined in this manner, the spatial position or location of the handheld computer changes as the computer is moved along the length of the penis. The girth of the penis is determined in a similar manner. When the girth of the erect penis is determined, the spatial position or location of the handheld computer changes as the handheld computer is moved around the circumference of the penis. The length and girth measurements are utilized to select a customized condom based on a table or other data stored in the third specialized computer program.
A specialized computer program that is utilized in conjunction with a handheld computer like an iPod, iPhone, etc. can enable an individual to select further customizing features such as, by way of example and not limitation, the kind of lubricant, a preferred texture (dots, ribs, smooth, etc.), the kind of material used to make a condom (latex, polyurethane, etc.), and shape (generally cylindrical cross section, flared, etc.). Such selections can also be provided at a web site, for example www.theyfit.com, at which an individual orders a condom.
In another embodiment of the invention, a first party pays a second party retailer that markets customized condoms and that markets a specialized computer program to measure an erect penis and select a customized condom that will provide a good fit. The payment is, however, made on behalf of a third party on the condition that the anonymity of the first party is maintained. The second party retailer then notifies the third party by text message, by e-mail, or by another selected communication system that payment has been received from an anonymous source by the second party retailer so that the third party can visit an Internet web site and download off the necessary specialized computer program for a handheld computer for measuring an erect penis and selecting an appropriately sized condom and/or purchase a selected number of condoms via the Internet web site. The third party then has the option of taking advantage of such pre-paid services. If the third party takes advantage of the pre-paid services and products, the second party retailer notifies the first party that their pre-paid services or products were claimed.
In another embodiment of the invention the handheld computer or other device utilized by an individual uses image recognition software which can, when an optical system or other selected sensing system in the handheld computer “views” an erect penis, take into account the distance of the handheld computer from the erect penis and can accurately and automatically calculate the dimensions (i.e., length, width, height, and/or girth) of the erect penis by appropriately positioning the handheld computer with respect to the erect penis. It is anticipated that the handheld computer will, in order to accurately determine the dimensions of an erect penis, have to be placed in at least two separate positions (for example on top of and then at one side of the penis) with respect to the penis or have two or more cameras.
This application claims priority based on U.S. Provisional Patent Application Ser. No. 61/461,450 filed Jan. 18, 2011.
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61461450 | Jan 2011 | US |