1. Field of Endeavor:
This invention relates, in general, to underwear or an undergarment for the lower body region. Specifically, this invention is providing a crotch opening for the purpose of relieving bodily wastes in an unsecure area, all the while staying as visually clothed as possible. It is to establish a low level of nudity while providing the highest level of dignity so desperately needed.
Previous art to include garments that have sealable openings in the crotch region thereof are shown in U.S. Pat. Nos. w,522,421 of Wolf, 2,689,958 of Gray, 2,812,516 of Hoffman, 3,956774 of Spaulding and 5,010,595 of Stradley. These prior art patents generally show garments for the lower body area that have crotch seams that open for access to the lower area of the abdomen, as for changing a child's diaper or removing an adult person's undergarment, etc. However the prior art does not disclose an efficient undergarment for the lower body that has the greatest operating convenience while dealing with extended opening and closing with the pull cord, to keep hands free and clean, comfort of inner, crotch lining, location of pull cord while not in use, comfort of waist elastic sewn into the spandex, fabric blend and essential gripper elastic located inside leg openings as to not have fabric ride up into crotch area.
The goal of this invention is to resolve the problem of nudity, lack of dignity, inconvenience, fear, and accessibility to relieve oneself in difficult environmental situations. Police officers, especially border patrol, long distance runners, mountain climbers, parents out with their young children, military vets in rehab, hospital patients, professional fisherman & women, all types of hunters, especially women, firemen and firewomen and anyone who is out on a long road trip having to stop on the side of a rode or highway. Everyone needs a pair of this underwear because of necessity.
Briefly described, the present invention is comprised of an undergarment to be worn by anyone at anytime they are occupying an outdoor environment without bathroom facility ability. This undergarment resembles the look of compression sports shorts. This undergarment includes a central, soft, nylon zipper. This said zipper functions a separation from above pubic bone, through crotch area and reaching tailbone of wearer, from front to back. The zipper is operated by a gripping of pull cord attached to zipper slider, like a surfer's wetsuit. The pull-cord is tabbed with Velcro, having a Velcro home on the hip, avoiding hands and cord getting wet or soiled while squatting.
This is a simple ensemble of three pieces of spandex blend, fabric cut to size, extra, small to extra large. The triple stretch stitching makes the product durable and well made. It contains a 1 inch wide elastic waistband and very comfortable gripper elastic on inside of each leg opening. The two large cut pieces embody each side of the undershorts and the 3rd piece of fabric is a crotch liner, covering zipper at the precise width to not block usage area but when zipped back together provide protection from anything catching in zipper and need no adjusting to completely cover #3 nylon zipper on inside of shorts. This liner is a durable fabric tab sewn in shorts at each end of zipper to reinforce and protect long life of shorts. Pull cord is approximately 14 inches long connected from zipper slider. The end of Pull cord has Velcro tab to be put in its home on other Velcro tab on hip, coming and going.
This simple, comfortable, reassuring invention solves the problem of nudity, and dangerous overexposing of oneself by strategically opening the crotch area. This invention brings dignity and promotes confidence and acceptable convenience by being able to be as clothed as possible for any difficult situation.
Having grown up with 4 brothers, camping, hiking, sports, being an outdoors person and then having served time in the military, (only female in 300 male artillery unit) I have endured as many uncomfortable moments as possible trying to relieve myself around men. I have felt the maximum amount of embarrassment, terror and fear throughout my lifetime. As my son
served his military time in Afghanistan, he also described, as his job was 12Bravo, Combat Engineer, and they would be clearing explosive devices off of the roads, they would only be able to lean against the tire on their trucks to relieve themselves, half naked, as they would be exposed to local passersby and military traffic. If they were transporting a female with them, they would have to reorganize, angle and re-park all of the vehicles in the group to block any views of the female, half naked, relieving herself. This is extremely time consuming and quite an inconvenience if you speak to the men. Women can be equal in many ways as a soldier and now a combat soldier until they have to relieve themselves. It is a confirmed statistic that 1 out of 3 deployed females experience a sexual assault while serving in their military slot.
All of these details depicted and illustrated above can give great confidence to the wearer, achieving a higher level of freedom when in need of an outdoor restroom and attending to personal needs. This product gives the highest level of dignity available without completely undressing.
This invention apparatus described and hereinafter claimed is intended to embrace all such alternatives, modifications and variations that fall within the spirit and broad scope of the appended claims.
This application is based upon and claims priority from U.S. provisional application No. 61/848,223 entitled “Kimbo's”, filed Dec. 28, 2012.
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61848223 | Dec 2012 | US |